dlcarterjr@yahoo.com
"This airline has been operating 1 days without a major accident."
on 2004-May-02 02:00:20 Anonymous coward said
Jimmy
"Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captian speaking. Please don't be alarmed at the scene out the starboard windows. We've already verified that THIS plane has already had her daily back-scratch"
on 2004-Jun-01 03:42:05 Anonymous coward said
TM
anyone know what really happened? i have seen the picture on the net a few times but no details...
on 2004-Jul-07 16:57:12 Anonymous coward said
td
Rub my belly!!
on 2004-Jul-13 23:07:49 Anonymous coward said
Guod
Perhaps this describes this accident: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_Airlines_Flight_642
on 2004-Sep-04 22:48:17 Anonymous coward said
Dan
As a bicycle designer, I fly to Asia more then 10 times a year. The things I've seen Asian pilots do will curl your hair. But one thing is for sure, their service sure kicks ass over any american carrier. Its a trade off I guess.
on 2004-Sep-05 13:51:39 Anonymous coward said
Hydra
We advise all passengers to look to the left hand side during take off....
Passenger : Hey what the hell is that plane doing................
Air Crew : I SAID LEFT GOD DAMNIT
on 2004-Dec-17 21:44:44 Anonymous coward said
Yo Joe
Hey look out the window. UH O
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH get me off this plane.
Cmdr Buzz Corey
No wonder it didn't take off, it's got no wings.
on 2005-Dec-08 06:25:10 Anonymous coward said
Fiegers
Dear passenger this is the captain speaking, sorry for the delay but I was stuck
on 2006-Jan-23 12:45:18 Anonymous coward said
Sean
This is a bad omen.
on 2006-Feb-15 02:17:52 Anonymous coward said
Bambino
Roll over! Roll over! Good airplane!
on 2006-Mar-23 23:02:07 Anonymous coward said
eman_woods
wait you mean to tell me that this thing isn't aerobaticaly rated!
on 2006-May-26 18:12:16 Anonymous coward said
DJ
I told him no one would scratch his belly!!
on 2006-Jun-10 14:50:45 Anonymous coward said
trevor shakespeare
Maiden flight of OSA - Oh Sh*t Airlines
on 2006-Aug-02 21:50:37 Anonymous coward said
Spity
Does this mean that this planes next flight is cancelled?
on 2006-Aug-11 17:46:53 Anonymous coward said
Squiff
Maybe the sign on the terminal building should be changed to:- "Airport Freight Backwarding Centre"
on 2006-Nov-10 14:21:38 Anonymous coward said
Pico
A Chinese delicacy: Mandarin Duck.
on 2007-Mar-08 00:03:13 Anonymous coward said
thisplanetforsale
this needs one of those jeep stickers that say "if you can read this, turn me over" in upside down text
on 2007-Mar-24 19:39:25 Anonymous coward said
mindtpi
Video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KNWPTLfaHc
on 2007-Jul-19 09:42:31 Anonymous coward said
powerleg5
I told you that cheapest is not always the best!
on 2007-Oct-30 04:37:07 Anonymous coward said
PDelta41
Remember: "Rubber side DOWN!"
on 2007-Oct-30 04:37:49 Anonymous coward said
PDelta41
I guess the Japanese don't have a monopoly on suicidal pilots.
on 2007-Nov-12 12:04:14 Anonymous coward said
Me
At McDonalds:What'll It be?Just Plane Fries.
on 2008-Jan-20 10:55:46 Anonymous coward said
ATC
"I told you, position and hold, damnit!"
on 2008-Feb-15 11:29:21 Anonymous coward said
dutch meister
this is what the asian pilots get for trying to do aerobatics in an airliner
on 2008-Mar-24 04:03:14 Anonymous coward said
jj
Ladies and gentlemen ..we're going to start our inflight movie early so as a courtesy to your fellow passengers please close your window shades now.
on 2008-Apr-15 21:32:25 Anonymous coward said
hmm
before and after
on 2008-Jul-08 22:13:09 Anonymous coward said
This 'event' as filmed from car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuoeYaR4MP4
on 2008-Jul-27 23:19:58 Anonymous coward said
Hunter
Ladies and Gentleman... as we taxi down to the runway, please close all right hand windows....um.. for good luck perposes!
Passenger:why?....O!
on 2008-Nov-07 15:49:21 Anonymous coward said
Chinahand.
I think this is result of pilot coming in to land during Typhoon,having been told to divert.
My son was working at the Airport,Chek Lap Kok in Hong Kong.