Gumpster
John Force takes the controls and shows how to do a burnout.
on 2005-Jan-14 10:33:23 Anonymous coward said
Neil
"did you see that 20 note back there on the runway?"
on 2005-Feb-02 16:48:41 Anonymous coward said
Thundercat
Man this tarmac is really hot
on 2005-Aug-08 17:10:46 Anonymous coward said
747
No Not John Force It Is Jeff Gordon Doing a Burnout
on 2005-Oct-07 09:56:26 Anonymous coward said
majlogon
Are you sure this thing is front wheel drive?
on 2005-Nov-02 16:24:33 Anonymous coward said
me
Harry, did you release the brakes before we began the take-off roll?
on 2006-Jan-20 08:19:45 Anonymous coward said
Amaruq
What the hell is that smell?
on 2006-May-01 07:04:13 Anonymous coward said
Larry
Rainman would only fly QANTAS cos it's the only airline that's never had a major
on 2006-Jun-26 21:50:55 Anonymous coward said
roughy
until they ran off the runway in Singapore.......
on 2006-Jul-19 07:49:26 Anonymous coward said
Firefly90
"OH S***, BRAAAAAAAAKE"
on 2006-Jul-25 05:20:32 Anonymous coward said
seriously
hey Qantus, I've flown that airline before!
on 2006-Sep-22 10:29:36 Anonymous coward said
psy
thats it! i told you kids one more time!
on 2006-Nov-28 20:28:34 Anonymous coward said
Cwontas
Oi, Bruce! Y'ain't finished yer pint!!!
on 2007-Feb-11 03:40:10 Anonymous coward said
Bullman
It was an Ansett Airlines Jumbo that ran off the end of the runway in Thailand. Landed in a monsoonal storm and kept to the company policy of minimal reverse thrust and braking despite the obviously exceptionally bad conditions. Little wonder they went belly up soon after.
on 2007-Feb-16 18:05:16 Anonymous coward said
CPC
It's a blue sky monsoon, and they ran over a white tornado.
on 2007-Mar-11 22:55:52 Anonymous coward said
raptor
CPC,was Qantas 747-400 in Thialand.passing storm,a/c wouldnt settle onto runway as it hit head wind.Capt went go around and firewalled throttles just as a/c touched down,this reset autobrakes and spoilers to off,changed his mind,aquaplanned.repaired at huge cost to maintain no write off record.
on 2007-Mar-30 14:49:53 Anonymous coward said
austin1fox2
Cpt. to copilot: i told u to release the parking barkes before the gears touched the ground
on 2007-Mar-31 19:55:37 Anonymous coward said
hell yes
hey student pilot don't ride the brakes, take off the power first
on 2007-Nov-11 13:19:29 Anonymous coward said
Me
Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
on 2008-Feb-10 01:04:32 Anonymous coward said
capt salal
this is a 747-300, not a 747-400
on 2009-Aug-10 21:23:41 Anonymous coward said
frutti tutti
co captain:"tell the ground crew were gonna need some new break pads before take off.."
on 2010-Dec-20 14:00:19 spin said
That's either frozen brakes, a busted shimmy damper, or someone's got really big feet.