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open door DC-8
| From: | Mike | (Sat Feb 14 17:06:06 2004) |
| #$%#^ Airlines. We aim to deliver. Right to your home. |
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| From: | JoeDoc | (Mon Feb 23 08:33:09 2004) |
| Skydiver: "Are you sure we're high enough?" Pilot: "Just pull your cord quickly." |
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| From: | Jimmy | (Sat May 01 11:57:08 2004) |
| Joe's Rapid Air-Parcel Service - No waiting for the "big brown truck". | ||
| From: | Dan | (Tue May 04 19:34:01 2004) |
| GOD Bob what did you eat? Damn that's rank. We got passengers to pick up go back and air out the cabin ..... With what there's no Glade. I don't know, open a door or something. GOD that's disgusting |
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| From: | Lt. Dan | (Sun May 23 02:00:26 2004) |
| That was a Tampa Airlines DC-8, had just taken off from Miami (KMIA), door blew open and had to come back around and land. NO damage to the aircraft! | ||
| From: | tylerTAF@hotmail.com | (Thu Jun 17 12:10:26 2004) |
| The pilot was born in a barn! | ||
| From: | D Garrison | (Sun Jul 04 13:54:49 2004) |
| A back-up method of judging height above touchdown | ||
| From: | sorin | (Thu Jul 22 07:24:30 2004) |
| the pilot said:hey do you feel a breeze? | ||
| From: | Method | (Fri Jul 23 05:00:45 2004) |
| Pilot:Please close the window...It's so drafty! | ||
| From: | Hydra | (Sun Sep 05 13:49:30 2004) |
| ***** Airlines , we deliver strait to your doorstep | ||
| From: | mech 1 | (Mon Dec 06 06:29:57 2004) |
| holy hell that was a door handle !? | ||
| From: | Frank S. | (Fri Jan 07 01:35:13 2005) |
| This is your pilot speaking, if you look out your left.....NO WAIT, I SAID JUST LOOK OUT YOUR LEFT. | ||
| From: | Frank S. | (Fri Jan 07 01:36:19 2005) |
| Somebody had bad gas. | ||
| From: | Crash&Bounce | (Sat Jan 22 23:11:00 2005) |
| "Stop! Please stop!! I have to get off!" "Well, Ok...." |
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| From: | bob | (Mon May 09 22:23:40 2005) |
| 5, 4, 3, 2 awe shit | ||
| From: | Hannah | (Fri May 13 20:28:02 2005) |
| WHAT this is not the airport! And I don't what to jump out of the window!!:O | ||
| From: | Hannah | (Fri May 13 20:30:07 2005) |
| HAY WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO? WHOSSH!! | ||
| From: | crapweasel | (Sat Jun 04 22:01:19 2005) |
| This is the new method the columbians have come up with to get the goods past the Customs agents.Just toss the shit in the parking lot before landing. | ||
| From: | MVD Jr. | (Tue Aug 09 10:55:07 2005) |
| "Those connecting to our Pittsburg flight, please exit the aircraft at the forward left side as we pass over Gate 8, at a relaxed 160kts." | ||
| From: | Swivet | (Thu Aug 18 00:18:35 2005) |
| This is the adress,,,,ok,,push it out! | ||
| From: | nutso | (Thu Aug 25 00:08:52 2005) |
| What and idiot I was. I used to use my bicycle to deliver the newspaper. These guys are much smarter than I was at it. | ||
| From: | FFR-31_Driver | (Wed Sep 28 11:53:52 2005) |
| Oops! *shuts door* | ||
| From: | WJP | (Wed Jan 18 21:32:03 2006) |
| The flight was so smooth I thought we landed. | ||
| From: | Sean | (Mon Jan 23 12:29:35 2006) |
| And this is how FedEx was able to drive UPS out of business. | ||
| From: | Airplanertarium | (Mon Apr 10 02:02:23 2006) |
| And this is why airplanes rock | ||
| From: | oopsd | (Mon Apr 10 02:02:42 2006) |
| poopoo | ||
| From: | buzzboy | (Tue Apr 11 16:38:05 2006) |
| is that a new gunship door? | ||
| From: | Rhino Guy | (Tue May 09 19:17:57 2006) |
| I'm only gonna make this offer once. | ||
| From: | mario the red baron | (Wed May 31 22:19:09 2006) |
| Oh s@#t!!! | ||
| From: | Joe in England | (Sun Jul 09 23:26:42 2006) |
| What?, were you born in a barn? Close that door already! | ||
| From: | Spity | (Wed Aug 02 21:26:05 2006) |
| We've got to get some better inflight movies - that's the fifth person that's got up and walked out during a screening. | ||
| From: | PeterM | (Thu Oct 26 15:15:38 2006) |
| Grannie, I've told you before NOT to wave to the kids just before we land! | ||
| From: | Pico | (Fri Nov 10 13:50:04 2006) |
| Jet yawning: “Are we there yet?!” | ||
| From: | Parma Jack | (Fri Feb 09 15:42:50 2007) |
| Bill Gates decides to take up skydiving. | ||
| From: | Steve-o | (Thu Feb 15 23:47:55 2007) |
| In an attempt to cut costs, *&^%#~! Airlines is removing air conditioning from its fleet. If you get hot, the pilot can open the door for you! | ||
| From: | F-14 luver | (Thu Mar 01 20:19:18 2007) |
| hey he's gonna jump | ||
| From: | cancun | (Tue Apr 17 05:29:50 2007) |
| woohoo! spring break! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! | ||
| From: | CAPT | (Fri Aug 03 16:26:09 2007) |
| Im a pilot for Emirates A340-500 and i know that not a DC 8 u tit tylerTAF@hotmail.com | ||
| From: | widey | (Fri Oct 05 19:59:14 2007) |
| Sit down tommy and close that window! | ||
| From: | Hey you, You forgot to close the door | (Mon Nov 19 11:38:58 2007) |
| Hey, You forgot to close the door. SORRY!!! |
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| From: | jj | (Mon Mar 24 01:50:30 2008) |
| Hey Dave..check out the view!! Dave? Anyone seen Dave? | ||
| From: | daman | (Tue Sep 23 00:37:51 2008) |
| what does this button do. well there goes all the passangers! |
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