come on guys puuuullll, this plane better move- we need to keep this job... I'm tired of wrestling and getting tossed at cheesy night clubs.
on 2005-Jun-14 13:28:52 Anonymous coward said
"I wish I had taken that job with Macdonald's, even if I had to stand on a box!!!!
on 2005-Jul-27 03:18:55 Anonymous coward said
on 2005-Aug-18 01:46:36 Anonymous coward said
on 2005-Aug-25 00:14:49 Anonymous coward said
cheaper than flying the oompa loompas somewhere
on 2005-Nov-01 07:54:52 Anonymous coward said
Never underestimate the little guys!
on 2006-May-05 22:39:51 Anonymous coward said
Hey there's a speed bump lets see if we can get some air
on 2006-Jun-12 11:36:00 Anonymous coward said
Okay, everybody fart at once and lets get this thing in the air!
on 2006-Jul-10 10:33:12 Anonymous coward said
on 2006-Jul-20 04:10:20 Anonymous coward said
mom DADS ON THE INTERNET AGAIN
on 2006-Oct-01 21:50:07 Anonymous coward said
This reminds me of a nightmare I had one night after eating that extra slice of House Special pizza while cramming for an engineering exam.
on 2006-Oct-07 00:02:53 Anonymous coward said
Short People Got No Reason ..........
on 2006-Oct-12 19:11:31 Anonymous coward said
What's that big guy in the back doing?
on 2006-Nov-02 08:56:17 Anonymous coward said
i think hes being a babysitter for chose small children lol
on 2006-Nov-23 18:44:59 Anonymous coward said
Look between the the guy closest to the camra and the guy that looks like hes gotta take a fart ones down!HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!
on 2007-Feb-21 13:25:39 Anonymous coward said
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on 2007-Apr-02 13:59:51 Anonymous coward said
midgets are a great, untapped resource. However, i do think there are child labor laws against this kind of thing
on 2007-Apr-03 00:17:40 Anonymous coward said
Don't be hatin!
Midgets have there place, try outs for the midgets in the Wizard of Oz were competitive...
on 2007-Apr-15 12:16:40 Anonymous coward said
Surviver's "Land of OZ" Immunity challenges have really gotten creative.
on 2007-Apr-15 23:45:21 Anonymous coward said
come on this is ez" dee plan dee plane boss"
on 2007-Apr-16 00:14:33 Anonymous coward said
You people are cold and heartless. This is not a chose life for them. Get a life...all of you
on 2007-Apr-17 09:23:56 Anonymous coward said
dee plane boss dee plane
on 2007-Apr-17 21:12:38 Anonymous coward said
"I'll take the asian in red, the mullet in white, um, what do you have in blue?"
on 2007-Apr-22 05:01:05 Anonymous coward said
"Attention, passengers, the red team seems to be winning by about 12 degrees, henceforth, we at Continental hope you enjoy your flight to Omaha, Nebraska. Thank you, and we hope you enjoy tonight's in-flight presentation of The Holiday, starring Jack Black."
on 2007-Apr-28 09:46:25 Anonymous coward said
why is the girl with the shades just standing there smiling? help out damnit!
on 2007-May-09 12:46:56 Anonymous coward said
KEEP WORKING DUMB BITCHES
on 2007-May-19 01:12:17 Anonymous coward said
on 2007-Jul-17 16:59:05 Anonymous coward said
on 2008-Jan-30 16:33:53 Anonymous coward said
Beause of the carbon imprint of jet fuel exhaust, no aircraft will be allowed to taxi to the end of the runway under its own power. We have also lowered the unemployment numbers by 2.5 percent!
on 2008-Feb-04 10:05:21 Anonymous coward said
Ok they have child labor laws, but what about the small people laws....And I always thought we used hamsters in the engines.
on 2008-Oct-17 12:31:17 Anonymous coward said
as if throwing the little people around wasn't embarressing enough. Now u give them mission impossible
on 2009-Mar-03 10:32:47 Anonymous coward said
I've had it up to here with these Motherf*ckin midgets pulling this motherf*ckin plane.